Weapons Of Mass Reduction!
Get it? Because as a team, we've lost over 1200 pounds. That is a lot of mass that we have reduced.
But now comes the tough part for me. I need a nickname. For example, one of our runners is named Allison, and she might be A-Bomb.
I've thought of a few - Carb Killer, J-Bomb, Gaydar, Glitterbomb - but they seem a little too... you know... meh. I don't love any of them.
So, let's hear it. Someone out there is brilliant and clever.